bae–electronica:

They really don’t assasinate presidents like the used to anymore 😪

(via trashrrat)

uniej:

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me too

(via jsavannah)

beachdeath:

  • jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  • and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
  • and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
  • meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
  • and he is presently worth $137 billion
  • and half of $137 billion is roughly
  • $69 billion

(via heyfunniest)

bootyscientist2:

I can’t afford to be hateful. My life depends on me exuding and receiving love.

(via babynectar)

hallucin8:

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funny but 🙃🙃🙃

(via queengaia)

rihannadetails:

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nikeypapi:

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